i am physically incapable of not reblogging this
This makes me happy every time I see it.
Jenn wins email.
my theory: someone ordered a mountain of porn for himself, then realized with it being holiday season and all that his wife/kids might be expecting packages and open his crate o’ porn. so this is an elaborate ruse to give himself a cover story. he can point to the emails and say “SEE I TOLD THEM NOT TO SEND PORN”